I Have Burned Every Scrap I Could Find
In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

inremote:

ok lay it on me

how bad did we embarrass ourselves with the commonwealth opening ceremony

every team that walked on was led by a little terrier wearing a jacket with the country’s name on it, I have blocked out anything embarrassing that happened

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

freshiejuice:

ramblinfetish:

This makes me happy.

I’ve never read a more perfect thing

freshiejuice:

ramblinfetish:

This makes me happy.

I’ve never read a more perfect thing