why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
ok lay it on me
how bad did we embarrass ourselves with the commonwealth opening ceremony
every team that walked on was led by a little terrier wearing a jacket with the country’s name on it, I have blocked out anything embarrassing that happened
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.